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Winning Battle; Losing War

Much like Vietnam, I winning a lot of battles, but it appears I may be fighting a battle that is not winable at this time.

How Many Times Should You Have Died

Over the course of my life there have been many occasions where I should or could have died. Often by my own doing and some quite...

60 Days, 60 Pounds

I find myself in constant amazement that I have not yet shriveled up and died from lack of fuel! I literally have almost no appetite and...

One week later

Thank's to all of you for your words of encouragement! It's been 9 days since my BPD/DS Surgery. Here's what has happened. PAIN: The pain...

Mission Accomplished!

After30+ years of gradually putting it on to the tune of 334 lbs, I took the step of committing the next 30 or more to keeping it off....

Enjoy it while it lasts

I think every fan has a list of favorites who we never want to see leave our team. In reality, in Baseball today, that is not gonna...

Stop The Gridlock

To kick off the New Year I am working on a petition directed at our Legislative Branch. I know it's probably futile, but the prospect of...

All Aboard!

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the...

Stuck on Yu

Like it or not, we Cubs fans are stuck with Yu because with his contract, the only good option, is him returning to his former self. ...

Dad is gone

I grew up in a small, 2 bedroom, Cape Cod house in Mishawaka, IN. At the time of my birth our home only had 2 bedrooms. My two brothers...

Magic Seeds

I just ate some magic seeds. I'd like to see if they actually work... 1. Think of a number between 1-10 2. Multiply it by 9 3. Add the...

Never try to one up a Scot

A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says,...

The Wedding

At a wedding ceremony, the soft-spoken pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and the groom. "Speak...

Castaway

Two days after my feet hit the ground in Hawaii I knew that finding employment needed to be first on the list. (neither of us had jobs...

African Safari

A British man, Frenchman, and American are on an African safari when they are captured by cannibals. The cannibal leader addresses them,...

Forget the K Cup

I drink a lot of coffee. Over the years we are introduced to revolutionary new ideas that induce us to buy appliances we do not need and...

Don't talk to my Parrot.

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll...

Don't Shave Your Beard!

In the great desert lived a bunch of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank, due to his magnificent beard. His people...

Disqualified

I know that in these highly politically charged days we are in, some might see this as a political post. It is not. This is a post about...

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